Why dog lover like to have dog rather than partner?

The reason for women who like to have dog rather than men...

• they will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother's
• they always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...
• will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies and pamper together without teasing you with word like "Since when u bcom Super Glue?"
• content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
• never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
• when you leave out of their sight, they will show you the pity face and do something to show you are important to them
• when you back to home, they will always welcome you with warm, sweet and happy face unlike your boy, not much face expression but keep sticking their face in front of the TV or PC - Face-Booking or Gaming or watch drama... 
• won't complain if you prepare meal slow or late, won't comment with such word "Why trouble to cook? I told you many time we can eat outside, but you insist to cook, now you wasting the time and it's still not ready!" 

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