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为什么。。。?

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为什么女人可以参与男友的朋友圈子,可以一整天傻傻的在一旁观看直到男人的时间到才回家?。。。
WHY women can hang out with boys friend, sit whole day watching guys playing games with their buddy, snooker, bowling, etc?...
为什么男人却不能陪女友的朋友圈子,傻傻地耐心地等待女人谈天说地的时间到或购物完成?。。。
WHY men can't hang out with girls friend, sit whole day patiently wait girl talks end or shopping done?
为什么男人会说女人蛮不讲理,却忘了自己也是ABANG ADIK(半斤八两)?。。。
WHY men like to say women are irrational, easily get angry when actually he themself sometime also not much different...ma same same nia
为什么男人介意女人当看到帅哥时眼睛眨也不眨?。。。
WHY men mind when women look at other handsome hunk?
为什么女人不能介意男人当看到身材ZUN的女人回头看几次,HELLO!完全忘了身旁站着的也是女人而且还是自己的女友?。。。
WHY women can't mind when their men watching / eyeing others hot chick without turning their head? HELLO! Even forgot their girlfriend also women standing beside him??
为什么男人爱骂女人苯?
WHY men like to scold women stupid?
为什么只有男人在朋友面前才需要面子,大庭广众可以发女友脾气?。。。
WHY men need reputation(face) especially infront of their friend but can throw temper in front of public on their girlfriend?
为什么女人却不需要保留面子,让男人有面子?。。。
WHY girl don't have to keep their reputation (face),let the men keep theirs?...
为什么多数的男人发脾气都要大声?男人本来生成声音就响过女人,干嘛还要大声?
NAH BET(sissy) meh??。。。
WHY mostly men when angry must increase their tone and speak loud? Don't they know their voice inborn oledy louder than women? Why still need to yell at women? Are they sissy?
为什么男人可以出去花天酒地说是应酬而女人做了被认为是不三不四?。。。
WHY men can have entertainment and claim as business and when women did that accused as slut?
为什么男人可以大男人?。。。
WHY men can be MAN?
为什么女人不可以是大女人?。。。
WHY women can't be WOMAN?


难道男人是从男人的肚子出生?说那么多,也还不是从女人的肚子出生?!不知所谓!!
'mmm tong' men in born from Men womb? Talk so much, ma still born from women womb?! Nonsense!

p/s: Of cause, this does not apply to all men la! =P If you one of the minority, drop me a message, I will keep you in Book of Princ3ssAngi3 Record!!! ^_^

It's Princ3ss BirthDay!!!

:: Make a wish ~ 24 - 09 - 2009 :: 



Well...time flies...many thing comes and goes, including the good and those bad. This year for me is a tough year also encountered the most obstacles ever in my life!! Anyway, it past and I'm telling myself, no matter how hard it is, look forward don't look backward!

Not to said I'm still young or old...from the age figure perhap it's really time to settle down but from those who know my characteristic...it's still early and the world is still big!! HeHeHe ^_^

So, people tend to ask me what expectation you will normally hope to have for your big day? (Since it's been celebrating on and on yearly just like a 'Scheduled Routine Birthday Cake Cutting' session)

Well...put it this way...eventually there's many case/ situation could lead me to different answer.



A: Out of no where but still in Malaysia
B: Working Abroad


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A: Out of no where but still in Malaysia









Fixed oledy 1 lo...friend will usually ask me hang out together!
I will prefer to hang out with my buddy and make myself full day occupied with dates! Meeting all my friend, drinking, singing, dancing, makan-makan!! Activity non-stop until the time kick 12 midnite!! Took all those fun photo and tag it into Facebook!!

Normally this dialog will be most frequent happened in my life...
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Buddy: Yo, big day wo, where gonna celebrate?
Princ3ssAngi3: U plan where I ma go where lo =P
Buddy: Sui! 2molo nite wear sui sui then bring you go happy happy! Will be surprise ya, dun FFK me later said you got date ar! 
Princ3ssAngi3: U call 1st, I ma plan u 1st lo, U call later I ma put U in 2nd round lo..I got alot of good friend been waiting to celebrate wif me ma, only 1 yr once leh...bo bian neh..
Buddy: Kns! okla. Call u and come pick u up!

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From my past, some is romantic with surprise (if they happen to last until my bday =P) but mostly all boring date.

A well plan surprise perhap could make me feel it's a special day =) I like taking sweet sweet photo with my partner, ofcos if he oso enjoy it, dun like being force to take ugly or unnatural look also ma..

But every year... celebrating my birthday when I'm in a relationship doesn't seem to enjoy me much compare celebrating with my friend and buddy. I wonder why?

Partner will usually ask me silly question like...
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Boyfriend: Dear, what u wish to eat during your birthday?
Princ3ssAngi3: Huh? I dunno wo...
Boyfriend: I let u choose few option, u decide, how?
Princ3ssAngi3: Where? (but in mind) "Ask until like this, better I write you the list before my bday reach then wait till my bday only bring me there lo, kns..."
Boyfriend: Well..say go A, B, C, D?
Princ3ssAngi3: Err..u arrange la (in mind) "Same shit only...I can go with my friend also ma! Why should I reserve my big day for you if you doing the same and going the same place that other will possible arrange for me?"

Boyfriend: Ok. 2molo dinner I'll fetch u.
Princ3ssAngi3: Another boring birthday... haih..

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B: Working Abroad






If I'm staying or working abroad, I would prefer to travel to the places that I would wish to go during my break and enjoy the nice views, taking lots and lots of photo, taste the food and meeting people from different cultures by adding them into my Facebook!! Ofcos it could be traveling with my best buddy ^_^ Cos I like meeting new friend especially from the world!! Also I like culture exchange! Nevertheless, I am miss 'Ever Ready', ofcos those action I will not afford to miss it!! =P (Those gave me this nick will understand the meaning of it, lolzz)






Romance come first of cos!! If my partner would be there it will be the most ever sweetness thing I ever remember! Traveling along with partner with a good photographer taking every nice moment together =)







Why dog lover like to have dog rather than partner?


The reason for women who like to have dog rather than men...
  • they will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother's
  • they always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...
  • will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies and pamper together without teasing you with word like "Since when u bcom Super Glue?"
  • content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
  • never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
  • when you leave out of their sight, they will show you the pity face and do something to show you are important to them
  • when you back to home, they will always welcome you with warm, sweet and happy face unlike your boy, not much face expression but keep sticking their face in front of the TV or PC - Face-Booking or Gaming or watch drama... 
  • won't complain if you prepare meal slow or late, won't comment with such word "Why trouble to cook? I told you many time we can eat outside, but you insist to cook, now you wasting the time and it's still not ready!" 


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